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I know, why would you voluntarily be in Wuxi, right? I thought that was quite a polite depiction actually, I would have been less forgiving. What do you find? Well, you find a few gaudy looking sites promoting the many charms of young, nubile Chinese women in a similar state of desperation although their desperation is driven by circumstances more fundamentally unpleasant than yours. You open a few and consider their offerings. Unconvinced, you click on the 7th or 8th link in the search results.
You find yourself, not on a website selling sex at very reasonable prices but rather surprisingly on the blog of a pregnant Irish woman in Shanghai. You have no idea what happened. There are no photos by which to assess her suitability. She is likely to be overpriced anyway - European mother type is a very niche market. Either way, there is no contact number so you read a bit and learn all about gestational diabetes, toddler tantrums and the trials of hiring home help in Asia.
You suddenly feel shameful and homesick. You abandon the idea of engaging the services of a hooker and decide to watch Despicable Me 2 on HBO instead. And that, my friends, was my good deed for the year.
It is alarming both for me and also, presumably, for them. This said, at least one person looking for a hooker in Wuxi has instead ended up reading my blog. I have been reliably provided this information by Google Analytics. This means that more and more of the people who read the blog have never met me and have no idea how small my feet really are.
People have read my blog in such far flung places as Peru, Iran and Kenya. My one piece of advice for people looking for a hooker in Wuxi is not to bother with the internet - just go down to your hotel bar and sit there for five minutes.